August 11
Terrence Gene Bollea
's' Birthday
 

 


Terry's life is an example of the dangers of celebrity addiction to fame which at times can be as dangerous as other forms of addiction. When the craving for more fame leads to a reality show about one's like, the results are often broken relationships, suicide, and, as in Terry's case, a disturbing pathology of family behavior and dynamics.

The muscle-bound wrestling superstar of  the World Wrestling Federation dominated the wrestling world in the 1980s and early 90s with multiple different ring personas - Hulk Hogan ,Hollywood Hogan, Hulk Machine, Mr. America, Thunderlips, and a few more which might have made a great multiple personalities movie of the week on Lifetime Television. 

As his wrestling popularity began to wane, Terry decided to launch Hogan Knows Best a VH1 reality show with his family. his then-wife Linda, and their children Brooke and Nick. It resulted in Terry's and Linda's divorce which Linda blamed on his infidelity, physical and mental abuse,  and prescription drug abuse, and claimed that that "[Terry] tore my shirt. He threw lamps. He held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat during arguments, slamming doors, pounding walls. I was always afraid he would kill me in one of his rages." She then ( 48 at the time) a took a 19-year-old boy-toy lover.

Then Brooke blamed her father for the breakup and began to pose for nude photos. Nick went to jail for five-months for reckless driving with violating limits on blood alcohol level  in which his best friend, 22 year-old active-duty Marine John Graziano, was left with permanent brain damage which is expected to require lifelong care.  The Graziano family sued and settled with the Hogan family members. Terry/Hulk reported that he  came "damn close" to killing himself after downing a cocktail of Xanax and rum, but an unexpected phone call saved his life. Ironically,
Terry/ Hulk was nominated for a Teen Choice Award TV for "Male Choice Reality Star" for his role in Hogan Knows Best.

Even some of his fellow-wrestlers went after him. James Hellwig AKA The Ultimate Warrior released a YouTube video in 2011 accusing his one-time rival of being a cocaine-using, wife-swapping “dope head. He addresses Terry/Hulk directly saying  “You’re a real piece of shut” and asks. “What kind of human being are you? The things that have real value mean nothing to you in your life.” And closed with an indictment that “You were both whores—neither one of you had a problem with getting thrills on the side, In fact Terry, you tried to get me to sample those thrills,” adding, “I bet I’m the only guy who said no to doing your wife.”

So to celebrate Terry/Hulk's birthday, we suggest remembering him in his glory days when he had a loving family by watching Rocky III (1982) in which he appears in his Thunderlips persons,  and downing a few Incredible Hulk Cocktails while swearing on a Bible that you will never appear on a reality show. Although the cocktail was named for the famously green comic book charter,  Terry has recently transformed himself into one, but unfortunately not a superhero.
 

Incredible Hulk Cocktail

Ingredients
 

1 oz Hpnotiq (a blend of natural fruit juices, vodka and a touch of cognac)
1 oz Brandy
 
Instructions

Shake with ice and strain into into a shot glass.

© 2011 Gordon Nary and Tyler Stokes