December 13

Herman Cain's Birthday
 

Herman Cain is a charmer and tried to parley his personal charm  and sense of humor as his primary qualification for to be  the Republican nominee for President in the 2012 US election. His primary management experience has been in the food industry.  Herman started out managing  400 Burger Kings  in the Philadelphia area, and was subsequently appointed as president and CEO of  Godfather's Pizza in1986. Under Cain's leadership, Godfather's closed approximately 200 restaurants and eliminated several thousand jobs which gave Herman the  credentials to tout his experience as a job creator. Ten years later, was was appointed CEO of the National Restaurant Association, a position which he held for three years during which helped the association successfully gainst increases to the minimum wage and the payment mandatory health care benefits. Herman then ran for the Republican presidential nomination in 2000, but has almost negligible support. In 2004, he then tried unsuccessfully to run for  for the U.S. Senate in Georgia. In 200 in which he used racial stereotypes, such as one in which one black man refers to black women as "ho's". hen came a match made in  political heaven. The former pizza man connected with the Tea Party and pizza and tea were such a perfect combination that Herman believed that the ultra right Republican powerhouse's support could propel him into the US. presidency. But then came accusations by four women of sexual harassment and misconduct during his time as CEO of the National Restaurant Association which Cain denied while acknowledging that the restaurant organization made financial settlements to complainants. The most serious complaint was made by  Sharon Bialek who told a press conference in Ny that when she went to Herman for  advice on finding a new job in July 1997, that Herman :put his hand on my leg under my skirt and reached for my genitals. He also grabbed my head and brought it towards his crotch." Then the  Republican flavor of the week learned that many of his former Republican female supporters did not find the thought of trying force Sharon Bialek's face on his crotch as a qualification for the US presidency (although  it was a qualification popularized by Bill Clinton in the Monica Lewinsky affair) and he quickly dripped from a top tier to a second tier candidate. So to celebrate Herman's birthday, we suggest ordering a Godfather's sausage pizza and washing it down with a Sex on Your Face Cocktail while watching him in the 2009 documentary An Inconvenient Tax.

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