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Paris was listed in the 2007 Guinness World Records
as the world's "Most Overrated Celebrity". In a poll conducted by the
Associated Press and AOL, She was voted the second "Worst Celebrity Role
Model of 2006", behind Britney Spears. Some critics suggest that PAris
epitomizes the title of famous for being famous; echoing that sentiment, the
Associated Press conducted what they called an experiment in February 2007,
trying not to report on Hilton for a whole week. In 2008, Paris posed nude,
covered in gold paint, to promote "Rich Prosecco", a canned version of an
Italian sparkling wine. Paris has had reported relationships with countless (although we have counted a few) men including River Viiperi, Paris Latsis, Nick Carter, Benji Madden, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Shaw Juilian Feitsma, Edward Furlong, Jamie Kennedy, Simon Rex, Jake Sumner (son of Sting), Deryck Whibley, Joe Francis, Rob Mills, Deryck Whibley, Robert Evans, Oscar De La Hoya, Paris Latsis, Stavros Merjos, Elijah Blue, Randy Spelling, Brandon Davis, Tom Sizemore, Nicholas Cage, Vincent Gallo, Mark McGranth, Chad Miska, Jaren Leto, Kevin Peterson, Criss Angel, Mario Lopez, Brian Urlacher, Fred Durst, Chad Murray, Joe Francis, and Rick Salomen, the boy friend who released her famous sex tape at the Sundance Film Festival. To celebrate Paris's birthday we suggest making a batch of Tramp Meatballs,but ere almost stumped when recommending a film The only one that we could recommend was is An American Carol (2008) in which she appeared with Boll O'Reilly, but we recommended this film for Bill's birthday. then we considered The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)..However, In a review in the Houston Chronicle, it was determined that, based on box office receipts, an average of only 28 people per theater saw the movie opening weekend. But it is difficult to recommend any other film in which she has appeared since she has no acting talent whatsoever. Instead, we suggest watching Goldfinger (1963) and imagining her in a remake on the James Bond classic in the role of Pussy Galore which is a role for which she has apparently been in rehearsal for many, many, many years. Rick Salomen could play James Bond. Instead of the Shirley Bassey classic "Goldfinger" song in the opening credits, possibly there could be a chorus of her former boyfriends (which would be about the same size as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir) sing the Color Porter classic "I love Paris". the opening lrics of which are
Tramp meatballs were popular in the late 1950's after Walt Disney
released The Lady and the Tramp . In this popular animated film,
there is a famous scene where the dogs
Tramp and Lady
gaze adoringly at each other as they share a plate of spaghetti and
meatballs.
This led to Tramp meatballs and spaghetti being the favorite food of
kids for many, many, many years. |
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Tramp Meatballs
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Ingredients |
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1 pound ground
sirloin 1/4 cup minced fresh onion 2 TB dry breadcrumbs 1/4 tsp garlic salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1 large egg white, lightly beaten |
1 (25.5-oz)
jar tomato pasta sauce, divided |
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Serves 4 |
© 2011 Gordon Nary and Tyler Stokes