February 17
Paris Whitney Hilton's Birthday
 


The great granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton Hotel Chain is a celebutante, ex-convict, sex-tape star, TV personality, actress (in the most liberal definition of the term), recording artist (in the most liberal definition of the term), writer (in the most liberal definition of the term), and model. Her infamous sex tape and widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail in 2007, made her an omnipresent media entity.
 

Paris was listed in the 2007 Guinness World Records as the world's "Most Overrated Celebrity". In a poll conducted by the Associated Press and AOL, She  was voted the second "Worst Celebrity Role Model of 2006", behind Britney Spears. Some critics suggest that PAris epitomizes the title of famous for being famous; echoing that sentiment, the Associated Press conducted what they called an experiment in February 2007, trying not to report on Hilton for a whole week. In 2008, Paris posed nude, covered in gold paint, to promote "Rich Prosecco", a canned version of an Italian sparkling wine.

Paris has had reported relationships with countless (although we have counted a few) men including River Viiperi, Paris Latsis, Nick Carter, Benji Madden, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Shaw Juilian Feitsma,  Edward Furlong, Jamie Kennedy, Simon Rex, Jake Sumner (son of Sting), Deryck Whibley, Joe Francis, Rob Mills, Deryck Whibley, Robert Evans, Oscar De La Hoya, Paris Latsis, Stavros Merjos, Elijah Blue, Randy Spelling, Brandon Davis, Tom Sizemore, Nicholas Cage, Vincent Gallo, Mark McGranth, Chad Miska, Jaren Leto,  Kevin Peterson, Criss Angel, Mario Lopez, Brian Urlacher, Fred Durst, Chad Murray, Joe Francis, and Rick Salomen, the boy friend who released her famous sex tape at the Sundance Film Festival.

To celebrate Paris's birthday we suggest making a batch of Tramp Meatballs,but ere almost stumped when recommending a film
The only one that we could recommend was is
An American Carol (2008) in which she appeared with Boll O'Reilly, but we recommended this film for Bill's birthday. then we considered  The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)..However, In a review in the Houston Chronicle, it was determined that, based on box office receipts, an average of only 28 people per theater saw the movie opening weekend.  But it is difficult to recommend any other film in which she has appeared since she has no acting talent whatsoever.  Instead, we suggest watching Goldfinger (1963) and imagining her in a remake on the James Bond classic in the role of Pussy Galore which is a role for which she has apparently been in rehearsal for many, many, many years. Rick Salomen could play James Bond. Instead of the Shirley Bassey classic "Goldfinger" song in the opening credits, possibly there could be a chorus of her former boyfriends (which would be about the same size as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir) sing the Color Porter classic  "I love Paris". the opening lrics of which are
 
I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles
 

Tramp meatballs were popular in the late 1950's after Walt Disney released The Lady and the Tramp . In this popular animated film, there is a famous scene where the dogs Tramp and Lady gaze adoringly at each other as they share a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. This led to Tramp meatballs and spaghetti being the favorite food of kids for many, many, many  years.
 

Tramp Meatballs

 

Ingredients
 
1 pound ground sirloin
1/4 cup minced fresh onion
2 TB dry breadcrumbs
1/4 tsp garlic salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1 large egg white, lightly beaten
 

1 (25.5-oz) jar tomato pasta sauce, divided
Cooking spray
3/4 lb cooked spaghetti
Grated Parmesan cheese


 

Instructions
 
1. Combine the first 6 ingredients and 2 tablespoons of pasta sauce in a medium bowl.
2, Shape the meat mixture into 18 (1&1/2 inch) meatballs.
3. Place a large nonstick skillet coated with cooking spray over medium heat until hot.
4. Add the meatballs, and cook 8 minutes, browning on all sides.
5. Stir in remaining pasta sauce. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 10 minutes or until the meatballs are done, stirring occasionally.
6. Serve the meatballs over spaghetti and sprinkle with Parmesan Cheese to taste.
 

Serves 4

© 2011 Gordon Nary and Tyler Stokes