March 23
John Wayne Bobbitt's Birthday
 

\When Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis on June 23, 1993, men throughout the world cringed as the incident made headlines and probably twenty- percent  of all women  women cheered. According to Lorena, John came home drunk as usually and wanted sex. Lorena said no, and then, according to her, John raped he.  After he fell asleep, Lorena went to the kitchen, took a carving knife and cut off almost half of his penis with moyle-like precision. John rushed to the hospital. Lorena left their apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field and called 911. The police fund the penis, packed it in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was being treated, and it was re-attached in a nine-and-a-half-hour operation. Lorena was subsequently arrested, tried, and found not guilty by reason of insanity. This was the media story of the year. Even the Bee Gees got into the  the act, so to speak, with faux fundraiser for the penectomy survivor's hospital expenses with a video parody of their hit "To Love Somebody."   You'll never know in this life. I hope you'll never know in this life To know what it's like to lose your penis, to lose your penis the was I lost mine. Don't ever piss off your wife.Don't ever piss off your wife To lose your penis, to lose your penis, the way I lost mine.
Some people just can't handle being a celebrity, John Wayne Bobbitt/  is one of them. He unsuccessfully tried to cash in on his notoriety . by forming a band, "The Severed Parts" which bombed. Then he appeared in two porno vides, John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut (1994) and Frankenpenis (1996).  Frankenpenis was produced an directed by Ron Jeremy with a story line about a man who was castrated by his undersexed wife who a has previous detached penis is sewn onto him. Reportedly,  John needed special prostoglandin injections to perform well enough to meet the rigid adult film standards. Neither film made much money, so two years later in another attempt to make a few bucks, he appeared on the World Wrestling Federation's Monday Night Raw television program alongside the porn star character Val Venis who had recently almost had his penis cut off.  During his non-career as a porno star, John Wayne Bobbitt he was arrested several times for a series of minor offenses. So here is a cocktail that we recommend serving on his birthday - one that  perfectly describes his former severed body part. Only watch Frankenpenis at your own risk.
The Bleeding Weasel Cocktail Ingredients

1/4 oz Beer 1/4 oz Vodka 1/4 oz Tequila 1/4 oz Brandy 1/4 oz Triple Sec	1/4 oz Coconut Rum 1/4 oz Gin 1/4 oz Rum 4 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 4 splash Grenadine
Instructions